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My Great-Great-Grandmother’s Letter

 

It is strange that men of intellectual eminence concern themselves not with saving civilization or reforming the abuses of the administration, but with preaching the merit of virginity and the damnation of unbaptized infants.

Bertrand Russell





to Dawn

A brief Report of my Escape from France

(translation)

“It happened in the year of the Lord 1687 at La Rochelle de Saint Denis, where there is a harbor. I am the oldest among my brothers and sisters, and during the absence of my parents was charged with the care for my siblings: the youngest brother was five and the youngest sister only two years of age. My dear parents had impressed on me not to miss any opportunity to escape from the kingdom if not with all, then at least with some of the children.

On April 24, of the same year there came into our house a good and dear friend who asked me never to mention his name because of the harsh penalties and awful consequences this may cause him to suffer. He informed me of a small vessel bound to England, whose skipper he had implored to take on board four or five of us. He also said that there was no more space on this ship than to accommodate just five people. In order to hide us between the cargo of sea-salt the skipper would have to toss a barrel of wine into the ocean, and since he ran the danger of being discovered and lose everything, he demanded a great sum of money for taking this risk. All this seemed not unreasonable for our plan and we agreed.

 I asked our friend that he may bring the ship’s captain to our house, not later than 3.45 a.m., so that none of the neighbors would grow suspicious, while I could employ our friend’s services in this agreement as a witness and translator. We came to an accord, I promised the skipper 200 Louis d'ors per head of the five people he would provide with passage; this was 1,000 Louis d'ors in French currency. One half he was to receive before we set out, and the rest when safely landing us in Chichester (a city in England), to where he promised to bring us. After in the presence of our witness I’d made the accord, we then decided, that the time to go aboard should be on the 27th of April at 8.00 o’clock in the evening. – The day arrived and I, with two of my brothers and two of my sisters dressed up as clean and fastidious as possible, keeping on us everything that we were allowed to carry; the situation did not allow us to handle it any other way. I also ordered the governess to go with us, because she knew of the secret.

“We pretended to take a turn on the palace promenade, where people of consequence used to gather every evening. About ten, the public began to disperse and we absented ourselves from our acquaintances; but left on a different route from the usual way home, according to my instructions, namely to the pickup point not far from the city’s pond. In the building next to it we found a door ajar, holding our breath slipped in, climbed up the unlit stairs and remained in there in utmost silence until well after midnight, when our friend and the captain entered the house. I said to the captain that nothing caused me greater pains than to leave behind my smallest sister; especially since she is my goddaughter, and that I felt even more obliged to rescue her from the idolaters than the others.

“This I said with great many tears and sorrow: I promised the captain everything, whatever he desired and the heaven’s blessing, if he could find it in his heart to do us this kindness. I could see on his face that my words and my tears had moved him and he was willing to let her go with us, if only I could promise him that she wouldn’t scream and make noises should the coast guards inspect his vessel, something which at two or three occasions might not go without the guards poking their rapiers into suspicious nooks and crannies. I promised it, putting all my faith in the grace of God. Immediately my friend and the governess rushed back to fetch my sister from where we’d left her.

“Lifting the child from the bed, the governess wrapped her with her dresses into a blanket and carried her hidden in her apron; it was God’s will that nobody should notice the least of it. The little one was particularly attached to me and very glad to see me again. She promised, to be obedient and quiet, and only to do what I would tell her. I dressed her and swaddled her in the remaining clothes.

“Later that night, at about two a.m., four members of the crew came from the harbor and carried all of us on their shoulders on board of the ship ­– me while holding my little sister in my arms ­– and directed us to the prepared place in the cargo hull: the entrance to our hiding spot was so small, that the captain’s cabin boy needed to crawl in first and drag us after him. Squeezed in tight between the salt barrels we were unable to move about. The boy left and the opening was sealed, making it look as before, so that nobody would suspect anything. The rafters of the deck above were so low that we hit our heads; yet we all endeavored to keep the faces high and towards the back, so that the coast guard’s rapiers couldn’t reach us.

“As soon as we had boarded, the vessel hoisted sail; the king’s guards came to stop and inspect it no less than three times on our way, but we had the good fortune to remain undiscovered. The wind was favorable and by noon it carried us away from all the enemies of the truth.”

*****

Here the torn fragment ends. Together with the letter there has been handed down a tradition that it was written by my great-great-grandmother when she was seventeen and that it had been mailed from Amsterdam, not Chichester, the original destination. Why and how is unknown; we also know that Marian married an other Huguenot living in Scotland, a Monsieur Coliere, my father’s ancestor on his mother’s side. The “idolaters” mentioned in the letter are the Roman Catholics.

1687 was the year when the catholic King James II of England signed the Declaration of Indulgence, which suspended the laws against Catholics and nonconformists while his colleague in France, Les Roi Soleil, Louis XIV (1638-1715), began prosecuting a thrifty minority of the middle-class.

Louis had seen it all. As a ten year old he had become the helpless object of hostile curiosity when an angry mob invaded the royal bedchamber and stared at him in silence. A foretaste of the French Revolution in 1789! For twelve more years Louis was made to look on when an utterly corrupt cabal of self-serving courtiers and grandees sidelined the young prince as a mere nuisance and obstruction to their own schemes and ambitions. It was a lesson he would not forget. The moment he was able to formally take the reins, his surrounding was in for a surprise. A cabinet of able advisors of his own choosing reformed the currency and introduced profitable industries. Virtually from scratch Louis put a brand-new navy on the waters. After losing several battles against the French the English Admiralty issued orders to the captains to refuse giving battle and hide their ships in the rivers. Trafalgar was still a long way off. King Louis removed his seat of government from Paris and built the palace of Versailles. But the glamour at Versailles was all theatre and decoration. For some reason, the court architect of Louis XIV in his infinite wisdom had decided against plumbing and septic tanks. Presumably because it was upsetting the symmetry of the clipped boxwood hedges in his Majesty's "deer-park." The French aristocrat from the 17th century shat and peed behind the floor-long portieres directly onto Versailles' polished parquet floor, never brushed his teeth, barely ever washed and his fingernails reeked of gravy. At often-frequented spots the parquet panels started rotting. The liveried retainer holding on to powder puff and perfume for the aristocratic rectum was a familiar fixture and as unnoticed as a piece of furniture. Meanwhile, behind the curtain, the rectum's owner, breeches down, pulled out of his laced cuff a lorgnette and holding a perfumed napkin to the powdered nose entertained himself from a little book, printed in a tiny typeface. It was a book with illustrations about butt naked couples whipping their tush with thorny roses and courting God's gift for the energetic lover: the clap and the syphilis. A moment of solace and meditation, if not the little dauphine came running at you. Before the age of twelve he didn't wear any pants, and for laughs he peed high arcs at the bowing courtiers. His father didn’t relieve his royal bowels onto the parquet, like his courtiers. He used a 'pot de chambre,' a piece of crockery with an eyeball painted on the inner bottom, as if His Majesty’s performance among all these watching valets and chambermaids wouldn't be public enough. Then the royal physicians marched in, looked at the evidence and took a hearty sniff.

In 1685, Louis XIV married his second wife, Françoise d'Aubigne, Marquise de Maintenon. She was a Catholic convert from a Calvinist family. The liaison sounded the death knell for the Protestants in France. People of her former faith accused Madame de Maintenon to be the mastermind behind the king’s decision to repeal the religious freedoms granted in 1598 in the Edict of Nantes. The Protestants were subjected to forced billeting, their schools were closed, the children taken from the parents and forcibly baptized into Catholicism, the places of worship confiscated and turned into stables. In 1685, on the cynical pretext that the near-extinction of Protestantism and Protestants in France had made any grant of privileges redundant, the Edict of Fontainebleau graciously granted "liberty to persons of the Pretended Reformed Religion on condition of not engaging in the exercise of their religion, or of meeting under pretext of prayers or religious services." Amazing what a jurist can be made to take in his mouth without barfing all over the place.

The Huguenots were skilled in crafts and commerce, so the very same bill that prosecuted their faith also prohibited them from leaving the country. This failed completely.

200,000 Huguenots slipped through the border controls, carrying their trade to countries only too happy to receive them with open arms. As is evident from the letter, not every refugee was a fully educated adult. Nevertheless, the French economy was beginning to falter and the fortunes of war take a turn to the worse. The English dared to fly their colors again.

© – 3/27/2009 – by michael sympson 1,850 words, all rights reserved

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